It’s hard to imagine it, but there used to be a time when our economy was strong, children played in the parks without worry, and Bloods had Thanksgiving dinner with Crips. These were the good times. These were the days of Steve Guttenberg in his prime. When Guttenberg is relevant, all is good in the world.  He proved to the world that 3 Men could handle one baby. And more importantly, he showed us the discipline, honor, and hard work it takes to become a police officer. Steve Guttenberg was one of Steven Spielberg’s T-Mobile “5 Faves” in the 80′s.  George Lucas would confide in him on Star Wars special effects. And then, suddenly, Mr. Guttenberg disappeared into obscurity.

Yes, I’m aware of his Dancing With the Stars debacle. All I could think of was the The Oyster Bar (I love all who get this reference).  And I’m aware that he keeps popping up on random TV shows. But the only Steve Guttenberg the world wants to see is the Steve Guttenberg of the 80′s. My Our wish just might come true.

BREAKING NEWS! Steve Guttenberg has revealed to WENN that Disney is currently developing Three Men and a Bride. We’ve met the baby. We have all seen the Little Lady. Now she is going to be a bride. It has almost been 20 long and grueling years waiting for this wonderful news. The trilogy will be complete!

And that’s not all! I hope you are sitting down for these earth shattering prospects.  Guttenberg also discussed his three other great franchises: Police Academy, Short Circuit (not to be confused with Wall-E), and Cocoon.

“It’s definitely time for another Police Academy. And I think they could make another Cocoon. They’re surefire hits and I think they’re good for the world. They make the world a better place and that’s what it’s all about.”

You can’t make this stuff up. And Mr. Guttenberg is 100% right…Police Academy movies really do “make the world a better place.”

Stay tuned for our next update: Conrad Bain – Greatest Actor of his Generation?

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