Well, look what we have here. On July 1, 2011 – the third installment of Transformers will be unleashed upon you. Michael Bay will take his shaky cam, hack directing to a new level: 3D.  Michael Bay + 3D will be like a boat ride in the middle of the ocean after eating a Chipotle burrito and Pabst Blue Ribbon for breakfast.

My disdain for Transformers 2 was well documented HERE. Michael Bay promises this one will be different. No more “dorky humor” (his words, not mine). More developed plot. Blah Blah Blah…I’m sure his fingers were crossed as he said it.

Here is your first look at the teaser trailer for Transformers: Dark of the Moon. No, that’s not a joke. The title of the film is Dark of the Moon.

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