A year ago, I swore off the name of the director I most despised in Hollywood. I vowed never to watch another movie of his for the rest of time. The last time I mentioned him by name was HERE.

Well, the hack has a movie coming out this weekend. It’s called The Last Airbender. Maybe you’ve heard of it. It’s ridiculousness has been spewed all over my television and computer for the past few weeks.

The reviews are poring out. And it looks like everyone is starting to understand my hate for this director.  He once was annoited the next Spielberg…I’ve annointed him King of my Toilet Bowl. I am absolutely loving this hate towards his inability to direct anything.

Currently, The Last Airbender has 10% on Rotten Tomatoes. After the jump are some brilliant quotes from respected film critics.

“The Last Airbender is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented.” – Roger Ebert

“The Last Airbender is dreadful, an incomprehensible fantasy-action epic that makes the 2007 film The Golden Compass, a similarly botched adaptation of a beloved property from another medium, look like a four-star classic.” – Ty Burr, Boston Globe

“This is all enormously disappointing, of course, since the best we could hope for from a live-action Avatar adaptation is the mind-blowing equivalent of our first encounters with wire-fu, rather than this cartoony nonsense.” – Daily Variety

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