The First and LAST Time You’ll Read “M. Night Shyamalan” Here
We here at Film Savior have standards to uphold. Our credibility will go out the door if we start recommending films that are terrible, unsatisfying, and a waste of your time.
That being said, our most despised Director in Hollywood has put out a new trailer for a Summer 2010 film (The Last Airbender). Lots of hype around it. It’s going to premiere before Transformers 2 this weekend. We are refusing to post it. Go find it somewhere else if you really need to watch it.
We loved The Sixth Sense (who didn’t). I didn’t even see the twist coming.
His next string of movies are so alarmingly bad, we can’t believe he still gets to write/direct all of his films. Spoilers ahead:
Unbreakable – Buildup, buildup, buildup…say what? I’m watching a superhero movie? Lame.
Signs – Creepy…can’t wait to see the alien. Wait, all I have to do is throw my glass of water on them. Goodbye aliens, I’m armed with Fiji bottles. Super lame.
(Oh snap! Water on my shoulder. I’m dead!)
The Village – Umm, I’ll just watch an old episode of The Twilight Zone. Does M. Night realize nothing he does is original?
Lady in the Water – I dare you to rent this and sit through the whole thing.
The Happening – What’s happening? Oh, plants are killing us. And Mark Wahlberg is sleepwalking through his performance. Terrible.
The Last Airbender (releasing next summer) – See a trend here?
Good night, M. Night. You will never be mentioned on Film Savior again.
