The Stolen 80′s: The Karate Kid Remake Trailer
Warning.
This video contains disturbing images that will potentially harm any future viewings of the original Karate Kid. Yes, that Karate Kid. The 1984 classic starring Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita. The one which proved to us that standing on one leg, waving your arms like a bird, and suddenly thrusting with your other leg will knock out any opponent regardless of skill or strength.
“Cobra Kai…never die”
“Strike First. Strike Hard. No Mercy Sir”
“Sweep the leg”
“Wax on, Wax off”
Karate Kid is a modern day classic. There is no denying it. You have John Kreese, sensei of Cobra Kai, who orders Johnny to illegally “sweep the leg.” Mr. Miyagi catching flies with chopsticks. Then there’s the infamous shower Halloween costume. These classic characters and moments are EXACTLY why the studios are trying to milk the premise for all it’s worth. An original, creative idea takes risk — something studios cannot afford in today’s floundering market. This is why most films in 2010 and beyond will stem from established brands. Less risk. Less creativity. Bad for all of us.
In an effort to show you how all things sacred from the 80′s are being soiled by money grabbing Hollywood studios, I present to you The Karate Kid (2010) trailer.
I’m not even sure where to start with this.
Will Smith’s son, cute enough kid, but let’s be real. His one note, squinty eyed sarcasm can only be tolerated so long. He’s trying his best to channel his father instead of just being a normal kid. I’m guessing “normal” is impossible for the son of the great Fresh Prince. And then we have Jackie Chan. Oh, Jackie Chan. When was the last time you made a good movie? I’m thinking it was The Drunken Master (a film that must be seen to be believed…absurd, hilarious, classic).
The Karate Kid is one of many great 80′s modern day classics that are being remade into turds. If a remake/reboot has something fresh to tell a new generation, that’s one thing. But that isn’t the case here. I’ll hold part of my judgement until I actually see the film, but through early screening reviews, script analysis, and overall common sense, I can assure you this is going to be the bowel in your movement.
Release Date: June 11, 2010
