First Look: Predators
Ah, the trickery. Watching this clip makes you think that Robert Rodriguez is the director of Predators, the reboot/sequel to the classic Predator franchise. A quick IMDB search will alert you that a man named “Nimrod” is the director. Tricky, tricky. Regardless, Robert Rodriquez is involved. And when he’s not directing really bad kids films, he is a fantastic director. But yeah, he’s not the director here. He’s just the producer. And the narrator of this clip.
“This planet is a game reserve…and we are the game” growls Adrian Brody, trying to look tough and sound insightful at the same time. Why does every film of this genre have to include the worst one-liners? Thanks for the insight, Adrian, but how is that gonna help us? Unless your first name is Arnold (“Get to the Choppa”…“What chu talkin bout Willis?”), stop with the cheesy lines.
I’m not really excited about this film. I don’t know why it was ever made. But something intrigues me. For now, I’m just going to assume it’s going to be a trainwreck.

